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Saturday, February 11, 2006

Forget the new fishing hole, abandon ship and swim to shore!!!!

Alright, enough fishing for this girl, I don't know what I was doing out in the boat in the first place since I don't know what I want, and I am not really interested in taking any fish home, nor do I like just throwing them back after they bite. Unfortunately, my boat is getting rather crowding with other people trying to point out new fishing holes or telling me which fish to try to catch. HELP ME! Apparently everyone else thinks I need to find that keeper to take home with me. Maybe they are tired of me fishing? I THOUGHT I had made it clear, I am not interested.... la la la...... GRRRRR... I know my blog seems to imply otherwise, but the truth of the matter is, no no no!!!! Perhaps because it is Valentines day soon everyone is on this kick?

So my Mom works this job where she meets all kinds of interesting people and gains a healthy knowledge of their background. My Mom also works with Lori, my ex-future husband's (Adam's) mom. Any how, I guess my Mom told Lori to make a list of good eligable men for me... (HELP ME!!!!), but Lori's response was "No, she is going to go out with Adam." My Mom quickly replied to this, I don't think she is really in any hurry, and I Adam hasn't shown too much interest lately. Lori then responded, "He likes her, I know he does, he just needs time." Now..... don't I get a say in this? So my Mom is making a list for me, and I hope she checks it twice and then........ burns it!!!! I believe the list is mimimal so far so I have lucked out, there is no one listed. My Mom said one guy fit the bill, nice, good looking, good job, but then when she asked him what he did for fun he said, "Well that is why it is hard for me in this area because I really don't like all that outdoors stuff." Yes!!!! I guess that comment got him axed off my list.

Without my Mom's help, and Lori trying to get me to go out with her son, I seem to be doing an alright job on my own. I ran into my brother's friend last night, and he was sort of hitting on me.... hmmmmm..... he is a nice guy, but... once again I have no idea what is going on lately and the last thing I need is to date one of my brother's friends... that would just be odd. I also have Jeremy of course still hanging close.... he is a sweet heart. Then there is...... a lot of guys all over the place looking for some reason.... is it rutting season? Where did all these guys come from? Why me..... are all the good women married already and I am the only one left? I am not use to the attention, and I am a rather plain and ordinary girl... nothing special and I like it that why, but what is with all the attention?

In conclusion, YIKES, ABANDON SHIP!!!! ABANDON SHIP!!!!!!!!!!!!!

1 Comments:

  • At 8:11 PM, Blogger Newsy said…

    The problem with jumping over board is that would put you in the water with all the fish. stay in the boat and hit the gas...they'll admire your spirit but, naturally, at a distance.

     

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