Pyscho Deer

I need not worry about trading in my car, I figure if I wait long enough, the deer will do my car in for me. The other day I was driving to work in the dark, and I noticed these two eyes bobbing up and down on the side of the road running towards my car. I thought, that is strange, and it is an awfully big dog if that is what it is. But alas, it was not a dog, but a deer jogging down the side of the road straight for my car. So, I stopped the car, and the deer turned and ran in front of my car and off into the ditch. Boy I wish I had my truck... mmmm.... fresh deer meat. So I continued on to work, worked until almost day break, and started home. On the way home, I thought why is that guy stopped on the bridge or is that a deer.... nah... can't be. Low and behold, it was another deer standing in the middle of the road by a bridge.... Yikes!!!!! Again, I slowed down and the deer jogged in front of my car and into the ditch. That is it, now I really need to take the pick up out!!! So I drove some more, and in plain day light there was a deer in the ditch staring at the road looking both ways with four more behind her. I slowed down and slowly passed, and again the deer looked both ways, and then proceeded across the road with the rest of the crew in tow. So there was a smart deer among the bunch after all!!!!! The deer up there care me.... that is it plain and simple. They scare me, yup, I need a weapon!!!!