Politically Correct Seasonal Acknowledgement To All

Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit,my best wishes for an environmentally conscious,socially responsible, non-addictive, gender-neutralcelebration of the winter solstice holiday, practicedwithin the traditions of the religious persuasion ofyour choice, or secular practices of your choice (withrespect for the religious/secular persuasions and/ortraditions of others or their choice not to practicesuch traditions at all).

*Furthermore, I offer my (non-binding) best wishes forthe onset of the generally accepted calendar year of2006, but not without due respect for the calendars ofchoice of other cultures whose contributions tosociety have helped make America great. (Which is notto imply that America is any greater than any othercountry or is the only "America" in the westernhemisphere.)

These wishes are offered without regardto the race, creed, color, age, physical ability,choice of computer platform or sexual preference ofthe wishee.Happy (if happiness is in your belief system)Holidays (if you recognize them)*

This greeting is subject to clarification orwithdrawal. It implies no promises by the wisher to actually implement any ofthe wishes for herself or others, is void whereprohibited by law and is revocable at the solediscretion of the wisher. This wish expires within one year or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting, whichever comes first.