My room mate locked my husband in her room!!!!!!!!!!

So, I have this friend who stated that people replace husbands and kids with pets... well I disagree, but this got me thinking... I have two cats and a dog, so which pet is the husband? Hmmm... not the dog because he is clingy, childish, and happy no matter what. Of the two cats, one disappears outside and wanders off all over the neighborhood and comes home for food and shelter... hmmm... maybe he is the typical husband after all... but my other cat is the home body, cuddle bug, and he is an attention hound... so being my favorite, I picked him. So, I came home, and being the typical wife, I didn't even think about Petey, my cat. I went on the computer and then crawled into bed and hear "mew." Then it occurs to me... I haven't seen the cuddle bug all night! So, I get up and wander around not seeing my cat. Well, my roommate always shuts her door and I thought, I bet he was under the bed and she locked him in... sure enough... there was my cat. I let him out, and rather then food or the litter box he wanders around and mews... so I called him to me, cuddled a bit and pushed him away. He then went about his business.

Speaking of my roommate, she took my joke well... and posted the eviction letter on the cuboards. The next day she made me breakfast/brunch, and checked it off the list. NOW... if I would have known she would joke back like that I would have added more to the list!!!!!!!