Random thoughts...

You know, I was driving home last night and there was a lot of deer out.... as always. I keep trying to hit one, and I could, but then I decided it would be better to put a kangaroo rack on the front of my car first... So, I was driving and I saw this orange glow towards the ground... I thought what kind of animal is that and I stared and stared, and HIT THE BRAKES!!!!!!!!!!! Two feet from three deer in the middle of the road I stopped... and one ran off, and two casually walked off of no concern to them. You ever consider it from the deers prospective though. Mama deer... and baby deer... Baby, "Mom.. car.. car... car coming.... Mom... car......." The baby deer then runs frantically around in circles. Mom, "don't worry about it, they won't hurt you.... just ignore them and stay calm." Then they stand on the road... and the baby deer stays come, ignoring the car coming and SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!! So the next year the Mom goes... CAR!!!!!!! Car............ CAR!!!!!!!!!!! and rounds frantically out of the ditch and on the road....... SPLAT!!!!!!!!!!

Then there is indoor plumbing... ever think about it.. truly... who came up with it? What a mess would it be if we didn't have it... how did indoor plumbing evolve.. I never saw a show on that!
So, I went outside with the dog today and threw his tennis ball. Question... how many times do I have to throw the tennis ball to equal a walk?
I also cleaned my house today throughly... that takes a while. I must have been in a good mood to do that!!!!!!! None the less, I thought, hmmm... maybe I should put an eviction notice on my room mates door, You are being evicted and have two hours to move out, unless of course, you clean the bathrooms, vacuum, do the dishes, dust, and windex the windows, oh and cook me a meal too. Do you think that will go over well? She cooked breakfast for her boyfriend and didn't cook me any.... Hrmmppp... (hopes everyone realizes I am joking) I may have to try the eviction thing though... *pauses blog and gets right on that* We will see how well this goes over, of course I shouldn't have cleaned the house first.... oh well...
What else... oh, I am reading this new book on Cognative Therapy.. and it is really good, intense, and you need to concentrate... a lot of good stuff! My brief overview of it... ask a lot of questions when helping someone, and if they ask a question, answer with a question, let them counsel themselves and come up with a solution. I know some friends that would be really good at this stuff....