So my Mom asked me if I wanted this dog..??!???!?!

So my Mom asked me if I wanted this dog..??!???!?! My response... "No, not really, why?"
So I got this dog.... ummm.. yeah dog!??! Well, so far I have kept my horses and my cats alive, so why not get a dog and start a zoo right? Wrong!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! No more pets... except the dog, speaking of which, anyone want a dog? I just got is neutered yesterday... he is ready to go...
This all started when I went out to breakfast with my Mom and she asked if I wanted a dog... nope, no sir, no dog... I am a mover and a shaker... I don't stay home much, now I do, so maybe I will save more money with the dog? :) My mom went on the explain that her boss at the cement plant had a guy stop in with this black lab mix puppy in his truck that was a barking away, so they guy swore some and went to the truck and hit the dog, loudly complaining... it was a cement plant so my Mom's boss said, "You can let him out if you want." The guy responded, "Ain't no way I am letting that (&*(^*( dog out, he is on a one way trip, all he does is bark all night in my %^*&#$^ yard!" My Mom's boss responds, well why don't you let him in the porch at night? His response, "I ain't letting no &^*&$^$ dog in my house!" So my Mom's boss responds asking the guy to let the dog out of the truck so he could take him. So the dog was let out of the truck with twine as a collar, and saved from being shot. Well, Mike has four dogs already, his wife said no to another, and he had no money to fix the six month old puppy, so bleeding heart me took him.... so now I have a dog..... By the way the guy didn't really say &^*&$^$ , those were substitutes for swears... :)
Horse, job where I want to live, car, house, and dog... so when do I get the husband!??!? :) Oh... right the good things are the ones I don't expect to happen... so nope, no husbands wanted for me.. plus like I said, no more pets!!!!!!!!!!