Men, Be a Jerk, or Not a Jerk, But Make Up Your Mind!!!

So here is the story..... I know a lot of guys, and some of them are what you would classify as jerks, and some nice guys. Now the jerks I have not a problem with because at least I know what to expect. No big deal. I can smile, help out, feel sorry for, and altogether chipperly talk to and hang out with a jerk because I know what to expect. As a matter of fact, I almost feel sorry for jerks because what a sad life they have.

Now on the other hand, there are the nice guys, and these guys I adore!!!! My........... what a breath of fresh air to hang out with a good ol' boy. Men who are honest, willing to help out there fellow man, and trust worthy. Thanks to all those good guys out there, and I know there are good guys out there because I have let a few go, and a few others are good friends of mine.

Now, I can handle either of those types, but the ones that show both qualities drive me nuts, up the wall, crazy!!! Give me a lable here guys! So, the other day I was back on the Range driving, and I noticed I was following my no marriage but soon to be divorced from me friend Adam (if you are confused look back at my log and then you will see the joke behind this one). Now, I was in a bad mood and decided to lighten up my day by calling Adam and teasing him about driving while talking on the phone. So, I call him, he picks up his phone, looks at the caller ID, and sets the phone back down. I see how I rate!!!! JERK!!!!! Fine, no big deal, so I will write him off..... Much to my chagrin, later that night, at the very end of the night, when I had finally officially decided I could lable Adam a jerk, he calls and leaves a message. Ahhhhh..... I was even more irritated!!!!! Sheesh, at least let me lable you a jerk and move on with my life!!!!!! So, I leave a message the next day, in humorous short story form, picking on him for not answering my call, and then I invite him to go horseback riding to show no hard feelings. So a three days go by............. alright, fine then, JERK!!!!! So at least now I know what I am dealing with...... so finally it is almost time for me to go back to Red Wing, and I can officially write him off as a jerk, and then.............. he calls! UGH!!!! MEN!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! He states he didn't know I was up and he has been busy, but we should get together and go riding next time I am up, and kids around about me making him for like a jerk for not picking up his phone, explaining that he was almost to the club where he was going to work out. So we banter back and forth and then end the call. GRRRRRRRRRRR.... MEN!!! Yikes.... Jerk or not a jerk, come on make up your mind and make this easy!!!!!! MEN!!!!!