Whats the most reliable species? Male or Female? 2nd question, do I smell bad?

So I came up on Friday night and hung out with a few friends (as posted), with plans to have a great six day vacation. On Friday night, Amanda calls stating that she is up from Duluth. I request that she hangs out with me and she states, no problem, I will call you on Sunday. On Sunday.... no call. So, on Sunday I call Adam and thank him for the fight, stating get back to me whenever you can..... no return call. On Monday, my buddy CJ calls and states he is busy, but would like to see me. CJ then never calls back. On Tuesday I call the Newsy News sisters, and they state we can hang out on Wednesday. Now, they did call on Wednesday, and we did hang out, but they stated they would call me back after eating lunch, and they never did. On Tuesday Tom also called stated he was up from Duluth, and I asked that he call me back when he was done car shopping. He did, at 7:30 p.m. and I was too tired so I told him to call Wednesday afternoon, he didn't return my call, even after I tried to call him to tell him I was free. On Wednesday I also missed a call from my friend Chucky, and I asked that he call me back.... he never returned my call. On Wednesday I also called Traci, and she returned my call six hours later....... but at least she returned my call!!!!!

Lets calculate: Women: 2 call not returned, 2 calls returned. Men: 4 call not returned, 1 calls returned. Hmmmmm..... Moral of the story....... men are worst then women at returning calls, and I am in low self-esteem mode for the next week to come.........