Alas, I have been neglectful in my writings!

Aye, one should not read so much Scottish fiction, for one soon develops strange ways of speaking and writing at that! Yikes, back to normal. Once I figure out what normal means? Middle child, do you suffer from changes in language as well after reading for a few hours? I would like to know that I am not the only abnormal one.
Any how, back to exciting news! I........................ um....................................... hmmm.................... Okay, onward to upcoming news. I am coming up north from June 12th to the 16th, and if I leave really, really early I will make it to my beloved church in time for the ten o'clock service. I know this is not incredibly exciting to you guys, but it is to me. So Sunday I go to church, Monday I make post haste to fulfill my social obligations that are sorely lacking. Tuesday I shall impose upon my father's good will, and have him take the day off so we can lose some lures..... I mean go fishing. Wednesday, I shall weasel my way into an invitation to one place or another, and Thursday I shall drive on back to Red Wing to join the church here for some delightful fellowship! I cannot wait! Of course, today is Monday, and I have three days off now, but I long to go back home. The only thing I shall miss will be my horse while I am up north, but I shall take care of that down fall by riding a lot this Monday, Tuesday, and Wednesday, especially since my Mom is coming down in but an hour to hang out and look at horses!
Hmmm.. I should have put my name as Nell the horse wrangler since I tend to write about such boring things. Anyone want to know how to train a horse? I should write lessons out! Don't worry, I shall not bore you all. I am deprived of good friendships as is, and I do not wish to push those I know farther away! As far as horses go, however, I musn't be neglegent in my praise of God! I must give God praise, because even though I am the worst kind of ingrate, and not imposing the proper amount of praise and time with my Father, Redeemer, and Savior; His mercy and kindness is unimaginable. You see God keeps opening door after door in the horse business for me. Now the horse I looked at for my Mom happens to be owned by the Team Penning Vice President. I know some of you are lost, but the smallest desires of my heart God has opened up and made possible through coincidences that could in no way be coincidences. Why give me so much thought? I am blessed in deed, and God is wonderful. God opened the door for an apprenticeship, then brought me to the perfect hjorse boarding place where I have a friend, and a way to make money by training horses there, and finally God brought me to a guy who offered to teach me and bring my horse for free to the exact events I had told myself I would never find a way to attend! The doors opened to me would be considered hard and almost impossible to open if one was trying in their human power to open them, and here without even trying they swing wide open. I fear I shall never ever be thankful enough for such kindness. God is great. I pray all who read this are blessed by God in the smalls things as well, for our heavenly Father careth for you!